HOW GIRLFRIENDS SPEND THEIR BIRTH/MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.DAY

TODAY WAS MY CLOSE FRIENDS BIRTHDAY. I'VE KNOW HER SINCE SHE WAS 15. THOUGH I WON'T TELL YOU HER AGE, THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO. I LOVE THIS GIRL. SHE MARRIED MY NEPHEW, FOREVER AGO, AND SHE COULDN'T GET RID OF ME IF SHE TRIED. POOR THING, PROBABLY HAS, I JUST DON'T KNOW IT. NOW, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIENDS CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAYS, BUT ME AND MY GIRLFRIENDS, GO HERE,
AND HERE, WE LOVE TO SEE THIS WE HAVE THE BEST TIME TOGETHER. WE LAUGH, TALK, EAT. WE TALK ABOUT THINGS ONLY GIRLFRIENDS CAN TALK ABOUT. WE SCREAM LOUDLY AND SCARE EVERY MALE IN THE STORE WHEN ONE OF US FINDS SOMETHING AWESOME. HIS WIFE USUALLY GENTLY HOLDS HIS ARM AND SAYS, "DON'T WORRY DEAR, SOMEONE JUST FOUND A GOOD DEAL." MEN, THEY JUST DON'T KNOW. AS ALWAYS, WE FOUND SOME GREAT BARGINS. I LOVE YOU RALPH. DON'T WORRY, SHE WAS JUST KIDDING WITH THE BLUE HOUSE DRESS I LOVE YOU FRIEND. THANKS FOR SPENDING YOUR -- BIRTHDAY WITH ME. AND SWEETIE, REMEMBER TO GET A NEW CHARGER FOR THIS, BUT MORE THAN THAT, REMEMBER, WE LOVE YOU.